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We’re trying to make growing businesses a whole lot easier,
quicker, less stressful and more fun – for the millions of
folks who run them every day. And we aren’t just in a
league of our own, we are the league — and we want you in it.
ANNOUNCING A DIGITAL
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GUARANTEES RESULTS OR
THEY DON’T GET PAID.
SERIOUSLY.
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"These guys know their sh*t"
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU SHOWED UP
We’re trying to make growing businesses a whole lot easier, quicker, less stressful and more fun – for the millions of folks who run them every day. And we aren’t just in a league of our own, we are the league — and we want you in it.
Hi. I’m Somesh Waran. If we’re getting formal, I’m the founder of Starkecom.
This is my tribe. My people. My work la familia.
And I don’t know who the hell sent you.
But they should be given an award.
Or a box of those soft-in-the-middle Subway cookies.
Or a foot rub.
Anyhoo.
Your arrival is long overdue.
And now that you’re here.
Let’s not beat around the bush.
You’re on this website, reading these pretty little words because you’re hungry to grow your business.
Not hear my life story.
If you are interested in that (and I’m flattered, really), then here’s the short version…
I started Starkecom from a rented bedroom in 2019.
With no more than $47 and an old computer borrowed from my friend.
I hustled and cold-called strangers to get my first few clients.
Fast forward to today, and we’ve got clients all over the planet and ₹27.33 crores in reported client revenue.
And now, we’re on a crusade to take over the world.
But not in an evil way.
Alright, enough about us.
I wanna know about you.
And…
MEET THE HERD
A Gusto Group of Seasoned Digital Marketers
Somesh Waran
FOUNDER & HEAD OF GROWTH
Aishwarya Pathak
CONVERSION & SALES FUNNEL SPECIALIST
Labeen Ram
FACEBOOK ADS SPECIALIST
Naval Bhardwaj
DIGITAL GROWTH STRATEGIST
Sona Iyer
SEO SPECIALIST
Kirti Agrawal
WEB DEVELOPER
Radha Mohanty
DATA ANALYST
Nandini Baral
EMAIL MARKETING & AUTOMATION SPECIALIST
Vikrant Rampersaud
NEW CLIENT SUCCESS MANAGER
Chirag Nagar
COMMUNITY MANAGER
Vikrant
Vikrant
Chirag Nagar
Chirag Nagar
MEET THE HERD
A Gusto Group of Seasoned Digital Marketers
Somesh Waran
FOUNDER & HEAD OF GROWTH
Aishwarya Pathak
CONVERSION & SALES FUNNEL SPECIALIST
Labeen Ram
FACEBOOK ADS SPECIALIST
Naval Bhardwaj
DIGITAL GROWTH STRATEGIST
Sona Iyer
SEO SPECIALIST
Kirti Agrawal
WEB DEVELOPER
Radha Mohanty
DATA ANALYST
Nandini Baral
EMAIL MARKETING & AUTOMATION SPECIALIST
Vikrant Rampersaud
NEW CLIENT SUCCESS MANAGER
Chirag Nagar
COMMUNITY MANAGER
THE MOST RUTHLESSLY
EFFECTIVE PLATFORM
FOR RAPIDLY SCALING
BUSINESSES ON PLANET
EARTH
THE MOST RUTHLESSLY EFFECTIVE PLATFORM FOR RAPIDLY SCALING BUSINESSES ON PLANET EARTH
Our mission is to help you turn your unreliable, time-hungry vampire of a business into a semi-automated crore rupees client getting machine. And we aren’t just in a league of our own, we are the league — and we want you in it.
SORRY, WE LIED.
SORRY, WE LIED.
This isn’t really an about us page.
Because spending our time filling this page up with humble-brags would be stupidly-selfish.
So instead, I wanna make this page about YOU…
Listen, growing a business is hard.
I would liken it to, eating a mouthful of fire ants… while riding a motorbike blindfolded through the snow at 100km per hour, naked.
And that’s especially true when you approach it like most entrepreneurs do.
Through trial and error.
By ‘hoping and praying’.
By stumbling, and trying to figure it all out by themselves – for the very first time.
I call this “guesswork”.
Also known as hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
And smells like cheese and feet.
And I’d rather rub scorpion chillies in my eyes than operate my business that way.
But like I said, this seriously isn’t about me.
Which ultimately, leads me to you…
You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.
Even though you have to put in a backbreaking amount of effort… and dealt with a shit load of stress.
Pushing, shoving, scratching, clawing and hustling your face off to get ahead.
Or maybe you’re already flying…and you simply want more.
More security.
More money.
More freedom.
More certainty.
More memories.
More time with your family.
More legroom.
More business class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you…
Let me put this question to you…
WHAT IF THERE'S A
BETTER WAY...
WHAT IF THERE'S A BETTER WAY...
What if you could remove the guesswork…
And end this nightmare.
What if you had a proven roadmap to get exactly where you wanna go?
Well, that’s the exact reason I created Starkecom.
To solve this problem.
To murder it with a chainsaw.
You see, everything we do at Starkecom is designed with a ruthless focus on results.
We’re not interested in “kumbaya” inspiration.
We’re not interested in sitting around, drinking herbal tea and circle-jerking over how many impressions or views we got.
We want you to succeed.
So you can take care of your loved ones.
So we can look good and get more clients.
So we can take care of our loved ones.
It’s a virtuous cycle. A positive network effect. A flywheel.
And It’s our way of making a difference in this bat shit crazy world.
That means that every single strategy and tactic we deploy works.
Because we’ve tested it (and tested it again) in our own business.
And on hundreds of our client’s businesses, too.
Anyways, if that isn’t enough to ‘move’ you.
Nothing will know this…
If you keep doing what you are doing, you are going to keep getting what you are getting.
Period. End of story.
So…
DON’T SPEND YOUR
WEEKENDS WORRYING
ABOUT WORK ANYMORE...
DON’T SPEND YOUR WEEKENDS WORRYING ABOUT WORK ANYMORE...
Because life’s too short.
Look, you’re young (maybe you’re old) and a little birdie told me…
You’ve spent countless hours online scouring the darkest corners of the internet…
Reading the works of dozens of so-called “gurus”.
Downloading the latest ebooks, reading blogs, watching webinars, YouTube videos, doing courses…
Learning about…
SEO, meta-tags, keywords, Google analytics, Facebook ads, pixels, backlinks, opt-in pages, double opt-in lists, email sequences, remarketing and copywriting…
Tools to do this, tools to do that, files for this, pixels for that…
And then…
“Oh my gosh! I discovered another marketing guy who says…”
And on, and on, and on!
*sighs*
After all of this “education”, the hours and hours of effort, self-sacrifice, money invested, dedication, and tenacity….
Not to mention the never-ending employee issues and the everyday challenges of life.
This causes your head to be so full of so much mush…
That you feel like your only options are to give up, throw up, cry…or…
Chuck your MacBook out the window and scream!…
But, my question for you is this…
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
HYPER GROWTH AND SLOW
GROWTH COMPANIES IS...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYPER GROWTH AND SLOW GROWTH COMPANIES IS...
The skill sets they have to make it happen.
And the number one skill that fast-growth companies possess is…
The ability to consistently and predictably get new customers…
From Monday to Sunday. January to December. 24/7, 365.
In other words, they have a “selling system” that gets ‘em customer’s like clockwork.
Because customer acquisition is the engine that propels a company forward.
It’s the grease on the wheels.
And It’s also the antidote…
To not having to worry.
To not have your hair go fifty shades of grey, from all the stress about where the money will come from.
And It’s what took me from being a one-man army, cold-calling strangers from a rented bedroom…
To building the fastest growing company (across all industries)
That’s what having a “selling system” can do for you.
It’s your ticket to freedom…
Your ticket to not having to worry about where your next customer will come from.
Your ticket to sleeping like a Siberian brown bear at night.
Your ticket to a better life.
And here’s the good bit…
We’ve developed a unique platform that gives you access to this ‘selling system’…
It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen or heard about before.
And we’ve now used it in over 12 different industries and niches…
To generate over ₹7.33 crores in sales (that’s crores with a C) for our clients.
Yep, we’ve cooked up the secret sauce for growing companies at breakneck speed (the one the gurus don’t talk about).
And it all starts with our “platform”.
WOO WOO, RA RA AND
HOOPLA ASIDE…
WOO WOO, RA RA AND HOOPLA ASIDE…
We’re just trying to make growing businesses a whole lot easier…
Quicker, less stressful and more fun – for the millions of folks who run them every day.
This is a movement that begins and ends with a community of renegades, demanding a better way.
One that extends its middle finger to traditional ad agencies…
And the conventional ways of growing a business, that are letting business owners down.
There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.
Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup.
‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t.
And we’ve got ₹7.33 crores (with a C) in reported client revenue, in 12 different industries and niches.
We’re stone cold killers.
And we go by all kinds of names…
Virtual vigilantes, mediocrity murderers, status quo slaughterers, freedom fighters.
But whatever you call us…
It is our hope to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator…
To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur…
But we really don’t wanna keep talking about ourselves.
In fact, we’d really like to be talking about you.
But, we can’t do that until you hit one of the many buttons you see on this page.
I GUESS WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE DAMN BUTTON
I GUESS WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE DAMN BUTTON
STARKECOM
The most ruthlessly effective platform for rapidly scaling businesses on planet earth.
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